Greg is a man who wants to write. He has acute insomnia and a love for ice cream. His most successful Power Point presentation was about My Little Pony (among other things), his most successful in-class simulation was when he played the role of Michele Bachmann for his Legislative Process course, and his most allegorical essay was an eleven page paper on the economics of forest fires wherein he discussed the follies of uncertainty in the social sciences. He can also touch his toes to his forehead while standing.
Leanne Shirtliffe
May 28, 2012 at 9:56 PM
Love the bio. Love the last sentence. Ode to non-sequiturs.
Gurleen Khandpur
July 18, 2012 at 5:16 PM
Hi…didn’t know where else to reach you. Used your photo to illustrate one of my “one-liners”. Wasn’t sure of the copy-right status. Rest assured that it’s not being used for commercial purposes, nor to further a brand. Also, I have provided a link with the image acknowledging where the photo is from. You can see it here :
If you’re OK with it, give me a heads up, else let me know and I shall remove it.
Cheers; Gurleen.K
clemarchives
July 18, 2012 at 5:19 PM
I’m fine with it! And somehow flattered! Also slightly disturbed at that poem with my picture, but it’s cool. Thanks for the heads up!
thatfunnyblogguy
September 22, 2012 at 1:51 AM
One foot or two?
clemarchives
September 22, 2012 at 10:32 AM
Two! While sitting down. I guess that’s sort of obvious though…
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