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While I was in New York I did many exciting things, like eating and drinking and riding the subway. Most exciting of all, though, my friend and I watched a show: Vampire High — which is the worst show ever.

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Tomorrow, I’ll be wrapping up my three week journey to New York. Now, while I won’t pretend to know everything about New York, I have come to two conclusions: firstly, New Yorkers are just like Montanans, including the fact that each group looks down on the other group as having a backwards, curious way of life; secondly, New Yorkers don’t know the difference between Montana and Wisconsin.

Wisconsin and Montana are so far apart that even a map of all of Wisconsin’s neighboring states don’t show up! Gold star if you know where Montana would go if this map was extended, though!

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